Heather gave me this card right as we were heading into college graduation and our big wedding summer. I've kept it all these years. I'll keep the personal sentiments to myself but the card itself I thought I'd share because it's really funny and fits us well.
Top Ten Reasons We're Such Good Friends:
10. Neither one of us would ever wear a thong bikini.
9. Calories we eat together don't count.
8. Shopping, shopping, shopping.
7. Shared love of telephones.
6. No man is ever going to tell you honestly if an outfit makes your butt look big.
5. We believe each other's excuses for missing aerobics.
4. Neither one of us ever asks, "Are you allowed to eat that on your diet?"
2. We can mindlessly talk about our hair for long periods of time.
And the #1 reason we're such good friends is:
1. Every woman's got to have someone to go to the ladies room with.