Mom: How was Fun Dance today, Lilian?
Lilian: It was great! There's a boy there that I love. I want to kiss him. On the lips.
Mom: (Concerned) Umm...Lilian, you're too young to be kissing boys. How well do you know this boy anyhow?
Lilian: I don't know him at all. I've never even talked to him.
Mom: So why do you love him and want to kiss him then?
Lilian: Because he's just SO cute!!
Mom: (Sigh) You can't love boys just because they are cute! What if he's cute but really boring? Or maybe he's cute but super mean....
Lilian: Oh no Mom, he's not mean! He says hi to me every week! But I never say hi back because I'm shy. (Lilian? Shy?? Ha!!)
Mom: Does he say hi to everyone or just to you?
Lilian: He says hi to everyone. But there's one girl that he really likes and talks to all the time. (disappointed look)
Mom: (Consoling) Maybe he already knows her. Maybe they've been in class together for a long time or live near each other.
Lilian: (Defiant) Well, whatever. I'm going to marry him.
Mom: What's this boys name? (You know, if he's going to be my son-in-law someday...)
Lilian: I don't know....I forgot.